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Little People.

A guy walks into a bar with a midget on his shoulder.

It sounds like a joke.

But it's not, it really happened. I and at least 3 others saw it. And we weren't even that loaded. Nor had any hallucinogenics been taken.

2 comments:

d.i.n.k. said...

I thought he was leaving the bar, and walked into the doorframe, or at least with the midget's head. Seriously.

SB said...

All you say is true, but as the intro to a joke a guy leaving a bar with a midget on his shoulder isn't quite as good as walking in with one. Artistic license, please. And one could assume that if he left the bar with the midget on his shoulder he very well may have entered with the same midget on his shoulder. The midget seemed like an accessory so I like to imagine they travel everywhere together. One day we may see them at Abruzzo, or going up the Grind or what have you.