The End is Nigh? Part Deux...

Well, we're still here. At least I am, I can't vouch for you. And according to news reports, turning on the LHC was a success. What those reports don't tell you, but what I'm here to tell you, is that a black hole did appear and it swallowed up the earth. So, let me be the first to welcome you to bizarro alternate reality world on the inside of a black hole. How do I know this, you ask? Easy...England beat Croatia 4-1 in World Cup qualifying today.