An Open Letter...

...to the person that broke into my car on Wednesday evening.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I can only presume that the crack (It is the crack, isn't it? I don't want to rush to judgement.) has addled your brain somewhat, as did you really think that I would leave any items of value in my car when I left it parked at night on a fairly deserted street? As you learned, to your displeasure I imagine, I did not nor do I plan to in the future. And while I appreciate that you have numerous problems and in all likelihood are in great need of assistance and support, I would kindly ask that in the future would you please stay the fuck out of my car.

Sincerely,
Me.

P.S. Thank you for not smashing my windows or actually taking anything.